Fandom Grammar

Alack, an I were so to speak, certes would folk erelong think me mad. Hell, they might even be right. But then, I've always considered normalcy a thing far over-rated. Oh, I know full well what I must say to be understood, and I do. But in my head, it is that other archaic voice -- that's who I am. Your suggestion is interesting. Mayhap. God knows I have no talent for plot construction, but in the matters of which you write, I'm spot on -- always. Rather a curse, seeing each and every tiny thing amiss in writing. Consider me as a resource. And the upshot? I beta.
signed,
the Fairy Godmother of Verbal Usage